Thursday, July 29, 2010

Great Blunders in Typography and Design

I would like to have been in the meeting when the boss called in the art director on this cover.

Boss: When was this cover designed?
AD: Oh, back in the summer when you were on vacation. Why?
Boss: Well, there's a little problem with it. Who approved it?
AD: I did. I think it looks great. Big type, really puts Handke's name out there to a public that isn't aware of his status as one of the best new writers in German.
Boss: Yeah, yeah. So here I am, one of the public and I see this book in the store. I don't know Peter Handke. Do I want to buy a book titled Peter Handke?
AD: Peter Handke is the author of the book, not the title.
Boss: And I would know this how?
AD: Oops, Oh @#$%, that got right by us!
Boss: You moron, fix it in the next edition. If there is one, since I don't know why anyone would buy a book with no title. And before you say it, I don't want to hear a word about the "integrity of the design." PUT THE TITLE ON THE COVER!

And here's how they fixed it--squeezing the title into the lower left corner so the printer could do a "surprint" and they wouldn't have to do a whole new layout.








Here's one I like even more. I can just hear the designer selling the simplicity and boldness of an all type cover, no pictures or graphics, just classic Caslon type, black, white and gray against a brilliant blue background.

I have no idea if anyone at Scribner's ever noticed that Mr. Wilson (who was, happily for him, dead when this edition was printed) spelled his first name Edmund.

Probably because the type is so big and in all caps, acting more as graphic than a word, no one did.

But if they did notice the typo and let it go anyway...what the hell, Wilson was dead and he'll never know and it is his first name not the last, and it would cost a lot of money to reprint the whole book (my copy is the 10th printing, though that doesn't mean that the cover was the same for all the printings), it isn't like we can tear off the cover and slap a new one on.

But fire the proofreader.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

4 Words, 3 Languages

All American Gourmet Delicatessen 

Mount Loretto 7/10

I took a 2 1/2 hour walk around Mount Loretto this morning--32 species on a mid-summer day isn't too bad. The overcast skies made the lighting terrible. A lot of birds looked like this:

Green Heron

The tide was low, so I walked the length of the beach. Not much to see aside from a Spotted Sandpiper.

Whoever it is that does these rock sculptures has become very ambitious--there are now paths delineated by rock around and through the piles. Depending on your mood is all looks very mysterious,   humorous, or stupid.


I was in a pretty good mood this morning.
















I always wonder if the fire hydrants scattered about the grounds still work. They apparently weren't of much use when the orphanage burned down.


















The List
Mount Loretto Unique Area
Number of species:     32
Canada Goose
     38
Wood Duck     3     One drake in eclipse
American Black Duck     4
Mallard     3
Double-crested Cormorant     15
Great Egret     3     Pond, beach, flyover
Green Heron     1     On telephone wire over pond. 
Black-crowned Night-Heron     5     All on one pond.
Spotted Sandpiper     1     On beach
Laughing Gull     20
Herring Gull     12
Great Black-backed Gull     5
Mourning Dove     4
Ruby-throated Hummingbird     1     Wetlands Trail
Empidonax sp.     1
Blue Jay     3
Fish Crow     1
Northern Rough-winged Swallow     15
Tree Swallow     9
Barn Swallow     4
Carolina Wren     1
American Robin     5
Gray Catbird     9
Northern Mockingbird     1
Brown Thrasher     1
European Starling     7
Common Yellowthroat     5
Song Sparrow     3
Northern Cardinal     4
Red-winged Blackbird     20
Common Grackle     3
Orchard Oriole     2
American Goldfinch     1

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Peel Away


Looks like a Rauschenberg, doesn’t it?

I’ve lived in this apartment 56% of my life.  When I first moved in, I gave this door a tug to see if it would come out of its pocket. It didn’t budge. Over the years I would occasionally give it a pull to show someone how it didn’t come out, unlike its twin which slides smoothly along its tracks.

When we bought our new air conditioner, Shari figured out that if we were able to block off the doorways to the living room, the new one was powerful enough to cool both that room and our bedroom, a distinct advantage for someone who works at home.

“Ah, but that door doesn’t open,” I said. She gave it a tug. Nothing. Another tug. Slight movement—it moved about the inch I was once able to get. Determined, she gave a mighty pull and the door screeched out of its slot, raining down dust and paint chips. With a shoulder shove we could get it back into the pocket and with slightly less effort get it out again. Great news, now we could live in air conditioned comfort.

But we weren’t going to live in air conditioned comfort looking at a door that hadn’t been exposed in at least 33 years, probably more like 50 or 60 or 70 years. The door was ochre, with underlying layers of dull white, cream, perhaps a salmon shade, with little spots of varnished wood where the paint had chipped off altogether.

Shari said she’d paint the doors. She even went out a bought the paint. However, I pointed out to her that one more coat of paint would probably make the door so thick that we’d never get it to slide back, especially if it swelled from the summer humidity.

So I decided to strip it.

I’ve stripped pocket doors before. I used to have another apartment in this building that I used for an office (oh the days of really cheap rent!) and when things weren’t going well down here with my former wife, I’d go up there and strip the pocket doors and the surrounding frame.  I used Zip Strip as I recall and it was a mess and took forever, but I didn’t care because for one, I didn’t actually live up there and secondly, the more time it took, the less time I had to spend dealing with my marriage.

In the 25 years or so since then, the technology for paint removal has somewhat improved. With Peel Away, which looks like gray cake icing, you slap on a thick coat, press the paper over it, smooth it down, and wait around 24 hours. Then, in theory, 75 years of paint peels off onto the paper, you wash the door with water and vinegar and you’re all set.

Theory is great, but it doesn’t quite work like that. The stuff works great, but 75 years of paint is apparently too much for it, despite the company’s claims, and while some of the gook sticks to the paper, most of it does not, so a liquefied hill of paint and varnish builds up on the drop cloth as it sloughs off the wood.

It was also a big mistake to try to strip the entire door at once. You're overwhelmed with  gooey crud and you can’t possibly scrape off all the residue before it starts to dry. I’m doing it in sections now and it that seems to work better. I’ll probably be finished by September, just in time to slide them back into the walls for the winter

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Still Hanging Out

A very out-of-season Greater Scaup is still hanging out on the West Pond of JBWR. I don't know that we've ever seen a scaup in June.

Continuing along the path I saw what I first took to be a Snow Goose which would be even more unusual than the scaup. However, no grin patch, a gray belly, a very white face instead of the blush of a breeding Snow Goose quickly turned it into a domestic goose. There were two, actually. Probably escapees, maybe released by someone who got tired of them.                    
Finally, in the adorable department, we have this Gadwall family.
The complete list for the day:
Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge
(West, East, and Big John's Ponds)

Number of species:    39
Canada Goose     100
Mute Swan     9
Gadwall   8
American Black Duck     3
Mallard     50
Greater Scaup     1     Around Bench 5
Double-crested Cormorant     31
Great Egret     12
Snowy Egret     19
Black-crowned Night-Heron     7
Yellow-crowned Night-Heron     9
Glossy Ibis     5
Osprey     4
American Oystercatcher     3
Willet     3
Semipalmated Sandpiper     12
Laughing Gull     100
Herring Gull     5
Least Tern     1
Forster's Tern     5
Mourning Dove     1
American Crow     4
Tree Swallow     25
Barn Swallow     4
Carolina Wren     2
Marsh Wren     1
American Robin     2
Gray Catbird     10
Brown Thrasher     4
European Starling     7
Cedar Waxwing     2
Yellow Warbler     5
American Redstart     1
Common Yellowthroat     1
Eastern Towhee     2
Song Sparrow     2
Northern Cardinal     1
Red-winged Blackbird     15
American Goldfinch  1

Monday, May 31, 2010

JBWR 5/31--One More Oddity

We finished out the month with a relatively quick jaunt around the West Pond at JBWR. A fellow birder pointed out a bird in the bay that he was pretty certain was a Red-necked Grebe and after consulting Sibley, Peterson and 5 or 6 other birders we concluded that it was indeed a very out-of-season grebe. It wasn't in breeding plumage like the Horned Grebe we saw a couple of days ago on Staten Island, but looked like either a non-breeder with very worn plumage or else one that was in transition. It also wasn't diving (which was fine for us in terms of ID--grebes are notorious for disappearing on you) which led us to wonder if it was ill. I often think when I see a rare or out-season bird that this is great for me, but that the bird has just hit a reproductive dead-end.

Naturally, we left the camera at home.

I wasn't certain, but I didn't really remember ever seeing a RNGR. I remember once on a very cold day in Belmar, NJ trying, with a couple of other birders to turn some Horned Grebes into something more exotic, but we apparently weren't successful because when I consulted our master life lists the grebe turned out to be a lifer! Not a bad way to end the month, especially with the bonus of a Wilson's Phalarope in breeding plumage. We'd heard that one had been reported, but we had long passed the location where it had last been seen when I scoped it out running along the beach down from Bench 12. Lucky Bench 12 where we also saw the White-faced Ibis twice this month.

This year's northern migration is just about over. Summer is upon us. Birding in the summer can really be a challenge since counter-intuitively it can be a relatively barren time to go birding.  Add in the heat and the bugs  and you really have to want to seek out birds (& hope for a rarity to come your way) to go birding for the next 3 months

Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge--West Pond
Number of species:     46
Brant     14 These are real stragglers!
Canada Goose     100
Mute Swan     7     Bench 2 5 cygnets
Gadwall     1     Bench 2 sleeping on the beach
American Black Duck     5
Mallard     25
Greater Scaup     1
RED-NECKED GREBE     1     In bay off Bench 6
Double-crested Cormorant     15
Great Egret     5
Snowy Egret     2
Little Blue Heron     1     In marsh near Osprey nest
Black-crowned Night-Heron     1
Yellow-crowned Night-Heron     2
Glossy Ibis     10
Osprey     4
Clapper Rail     1     In marsh by Bench 1
Semipalmated Plover     3
American Oystercatcher     4
Willet     1
Semipalmated Sandpiper     1000
Dunlin     1
Wilson's Phalarope     1     Bench 12
Laughing Gull     20
Herring Gull     25
Forster's Tern     10
Mourning Dove     2
Willow Flycatcher     2
American Crow     3
Tree Swallow     50
Barn Swallow     1
Marsh Wren     1     Marsh near Bench 10
American Robin     1
Gray Catbird     25
Northern Mockingbird     1
Brown Thrasher     2
European Starling     1
Cedar Waxwing     4     Parking lot and trail between Visitor Center and blind.
Yellow Warbler     10
Common Yellowthroat     5
Eastern Towhee     1
Song Sparrow     2
Northern Cardinal     1
Red-winged Blackbird     25
Common Grackle     1     Chased by blackbird
Boat-tailed Grackle     1

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Staten Island 5/29--More Leftovers

Hen Common Eider, photo Shari Zirlin
We birded Staten Island yesterday, spending most of our time at Great Kill and Mount Loretto with a couple of quick stops to look at Lemon Creek and the Arden Avenue Purple Martin houses.

We were surprised to see a Common Eider and a Horned Grebe off the mud flats of Great Kills. But not that surprised, since we often find out of season waterfowl (like scoters or Buffleheads) there. We've seen plenty of Horned Grebes, but never one in its spectacular breeding plumage. It was pretty far out and a lot clearer in our scope than in the picture Shari digiscoped:

Great Kills Park
5/29/10
Number of species:     41
 Brant     2     Mud Flats
Canada Goose     15
Common Eider     1     Hen, Mud Flats
Horned Grebe     1     Male, in breeding plumage, Mud Flats
Double-crested Cormorant     3
Snowy Egret     1     Mud Flats
Little Blue Heron     2     Mud Flats
Black-crowned Night-Heron     2     Flyover Marina
Turkey Vulture     1
Black-bellied Plover     1     Mud Flats
Semipalmated Plover     3     Mud Flats
American Oystercatcher     6     Mud Flats
Ruddy Turnstone     1     Mud Flats
Laughing Gull     2     Mud Flats
Herring Gull     15
Great Black-backed Gull     12
Rock Pigeon     6
Mourning Dove     3
Willow Flycatcher     2
Fish Crow     2
Tree Swallow     10
Bank Swallow     25     Mud Flats
Barn Swallow     1
Carolina Wren     1     Crooke's Pt White Trail
American Robin     25
Gray Catbird     25
Northern Mockingbird     5
Brown Thrasher     3
European Starling     5
Yellow Warbler     15
Common Yellowthroat     1
Eastern Towhee     5
Field Sparrow     1     Crooke's Pt
Song Sparrow     1     Crooke's Pt
Northern Cardinal     10
Red-winged Blackbird     4     Mud Flats
Common Grackle     1
Boat-tailed Grackle     16
Brown-headed Cowbird     2
Baltimore Oriole     1     Trail to Mud Flats
American Goldfinch     5     Crooke's Pt
Mount Loretto Unique Area

Number of species:     30
Brant     24
Canada Goose     7
Wood Duck     1
Mallard     4
Double-crested Cormorant     5
Great Egret     2
American Oystercatcher     2
Spotted Sandpiper     2
Herring Gull     5
Great Black-backed Gull     5
Belted Kingfisher     1
Red-bellied Woodpecker     1
Willow Flycatcher     1
Eastern Phoebe     1
Warbling Vireo     1
Blue Jay     1
Northern Rough-winged Swallow     5
Tree Swallow     2
Barn Swallow     1
American Robin     10
Gray Catbird     2
European Starling     5
Yellow Warbler     5
Common Yellowthroat     10
Eastern Towhee     2
Northern Cardinal     2
Red-winged Blackbird     5
Common Grackle     5
Boat-tailed Grackle     2
Orchard Oriole     1

Lemon Creek Bridge
Number of species:     5
Mallard     8
Great Egret     1
Killdeer     3
Barn Swallow     10
Red-winged Blackbird     2
Arden Avenue & Ocean Driveway
Number of Species:   1
Purple Martin