I KNOW what she meant to say

WINS radio's Mona Rivera reports that lawyer Kevin Cohen was convicted of running "a Ponzi-like scam of selling fake babies for adoption."

But that's not what she said, because who, after all, would want to adopt a fake baby?

Which brings to mind this old poem of mine:

Mixed Baby Salad

I ask the waitress:

The mixed baby salad--

is it a lot of different babies

or one baby

all mixed up?